🐈 Schrodinger's TVL: Until You Hack It, It's Not Real

Paul Razvan Berg

ETHCluj - June 27, 2025

Paul's Background

  • 👨‍💻 Ethereum developer for 6+ years
  • ⏳ Co-founder and CEO at Sablier
  • 🐦 Exporting my brain on X/Twitter @PaulRBerg
Smug Pepe

📈 Classic TVL: The Ultimate Vanity Metric

  • 💸 Price × Token Count = Magic Number
  • 🎭 Makes protocols look bigger than they are
  • 🤡 $100M TVL for $10M market cap? Seems legit!
  • 📊 DAO treasuries and vested tokens = inflated
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🔎 Example: Sablier TVL Analysis

Data for contract 0xCD18...8888 in Oct 2023

  • TVL: $51.8M (Price × Token Count)
  • Stablecoins and ETH: $3.4M
  • The Problem: $48.4M of vesting tokens

Are vesting tokens worthless? 🤔

Pepe Galaxy Brain

💡 Solution: Total Obtainable Value (TOV)

  • 🔓 What if a hacker stole all funds?
  • 💱 How much USDC/ETH could they actually get?
  • 🔍 Query DEX aggregators (like 1inch)
  • 📊 Real liquidation value > fantasy numbers

TOV = value obtainable through post-hack swaps

Scheming Pepe

💭 Thought Experiment: Sablier Gets REKT

  1. 🔓 Drain all vesting tokens
  2. 💱 Swap them for USDC/ETH
  3. 🏃‍♂️ Run to non-extradition country
  4. 🏖️ Retire on a beach

Question: Are those tokens (FOX, ICHI) worth $0?

No, they're worth whatever the hacker can get!

The End, Thank You 🙏

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